{"id":4962,"date":"2010-11-20T16:39:59","date_gmt":"2010-11-20T15:39:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/?page_id=4962"},"modified":"2010-11-20T18:17:48","modified_gmt":"2010-11-20T17:17:48","slug":"well-known-irish-joke","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/?page_id=4962","title":{"rendered":"Well-known Irish Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paddy stopped cutting the hedge as the big car drew up beside him and an English visitor enquired, <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Could you tell me the way to Balbriggan, please?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Paddy wiped his brow. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Certainly, sor. If you take the first road to the left? no still that wouldn&#8217;t do? drive on for about four miles then turn left at the crossroads? no that wouldn&#8217;t do either.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Paddy scratched his head thoughtfully.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You know, sor, if I was going to Balbriggan I wouldn&#8217;t start from here at all.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paddy stopped cutting the hedge as the big car drew up beside him and an English visitor enquired, &#8220;Could you tell me the way to Balbriggan, please?&#8221; Paddy wiped his brow. &#8220;Certainly, sor. If you take the first road to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/?page_id=4962\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"onecolumn-page.php","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4962","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PnnDj-1i2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}