{"id":2931,"date":"2009-11-17T22:21:48","date_gmt":"2009-11-17T21:21:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/?p=2931"},"modified":"2009-11-17T22:54:37","modified_gmt":"2009-11-17T21:54:37","slug":"and-god-said-unto-noah-make-thee-an-ark-of-gopher-wood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/?p=2931","title":{"rendered":"And God said unto Noah: Make thee an ark of gopher wood"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2930\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/sty-1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2930\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/sty-1.jpg?w=480\" alt=\"Pigs explore their new accommodation\" title=\"The new sty\"   class=\"size-medium wp-image-2930\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/sty-1.jpg?resize=512%2C323 512w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/sty-1.jpg?resize=150%2C94 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/sty-1.jpg?w=1024 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2930\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">and the animals went in two by . . . hang on . . .<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t find any gopher wood, so I used tongue and groove board instead. And although pig houses are called arks, I can&#8217;t see this one floating very well. Let&#8217;s hope Yoda likes it anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t find any gopher wood, so I used tongue and groove board instead. And although pig houses are called arks, I can&#8217;t see this one floating very well. Let&#8217;s hope Yoda likes it anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[33],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-2931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pigs","tag-picture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pnnDj-Lh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2931"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2931\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}