{"id":5281,"date":"2011-03-17T15:53:17","date_gmt":"2011-03-17T14:53:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/?p=5281"},"modified":"2011-03-18T15:57:42","modified_gmt":"2011-03-18T14:57:42","slug":"neighbour-from-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.llamadharma.com\/blog\/?p=5281","title":{"rendered":"Neighbour from Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"

Imagine you are a peace-loving llama, living with a friend on a farm in the Allier. You have a pleasant field to graze, and a comfortable stable in which you chew hay and pass the time in good company.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Next door to you live three female llamas, with whom you happily chat over the fence. They also have a stable in which they spend much time during the winter.<\/p>\n

\"Capucine,<\/a>Into this idyllic life is introduced a new llama, to share the females’ field.<\/p>\n

Like you, he is a male, but there is something dramatically different about him! He approaches in a friendly manner, coat blowing attractively in the breeze.<\/p>\n

\"Pretty<\/a>Perhaps you will be able to have a nice friendly conversation?<\/p>\n

Suddenly his expression changes<\/p>\n

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And before you know it, a full-scale confrontation is under way.<\/p>\n

\"Bad<\/a><\/p>\n

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One of the women looks on in amazement. What is going on?<\/p>\n

\"Elif<\/a><\/p>\n

I dunno . . .\u00a0 I was just eating my hay and trying to be friendly!<\/p>\n

\"Friendly<\/a><\/p>\n

I guess life will never be the same. Asbo Lenny has changed everything . . . .<\/p>\n

\"No<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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