Imagine you are a peace-loving llama, living with a friend on a farm in the Allier. You have a pleasant field to graze, and a comfortable stable in which you chew hay and pass the time in good company.
Next door to you live three female llamas, with whom you happily chat over the fence. They also have a stable in which they spend much time during the winter.
Into this idyllic life is introduced a new llama, to share the females’ field.
Like you, he is a male, but there is something dramatically different about him! He approaches in a friendly manner, coat blowing attractively in the breeze.
Perhaps you will be able to have a nice friendly conversation?
Suddenly his expression changes
And before you know it, a full-scale confrontation is under way.
One of the women looks on in amazement. What is going on?
I dunno . . . I was just eating my hay and trying to be friendly!
I guess life will never be the same. Asbo Lenny has changed everything . . . .
That was the most amusing ‘picture book’ story that I have read since ‘The Mole Who knew It Was None Of It’s Business.’ This is the way forward for you.